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maya rossi here to help ♥
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day 1 · before

there's a photo of you you can't stop staring at. the one where you almost looked like a stranger. you know exactly which one i mean. — maya · to every woman on this page

the face changes start in 14 days. what happens to the rest of you after that is honestly hard to believe.

i built my pineapple ritual for my own face. i ended up losing 22 lbs without changing what i ate or how i moved — and i've been trying to explain why for 17 months. but it's not for everyone. answer a few quick questions and i'll tell you if it's for you. ♥

not for everyone
8 questions · 30 seconds · no email
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when you catch your reflection, what do you notice first?

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where does it bother you most?

step 3 of 8 · pick one

how long has this been bothering you?

real talk · halfway in
22 lbs
the average woman on this protocol loses it in 28 days — but her face starts changing week one.
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how old are you?

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be honest — your sleep is…

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which of these are also you?

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what's your name?

so maya can personalize your plan.

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matching your name against maya's criteria…
scanning your cortisol pattern markers…
comparing to the 40,000 women who qualified…
checking open spots in your bracket…
confirming your access…
✓ you qualify

you — yes, you're one of the women this is actually for.

your answers match maya's criteria — you're holding cortisol-driven puffiness, a softening jawline, body weight that won't budge no matter what you try, and the kind of early aging that's making your face look older than you feel. maya's pineapple ritual was built to reverse all of it — skin, hair, the body, the works. and right now there are still spots open.

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maya sipping the pineapple ritual with the klavv ageless burn+ pouch
✦ this is what maya built

she ended up calling it klavv ageless burn+.

a pineapple-base blend of 11 herbs. she sips it every morning. that's the ritual.

she didn't set out to build a weight-loss product. she set out to fix her face. what she ended up with was an age-reversal cocktail — face, skin, hair, nails, hormones, metabolism, all in one pouch.

the face changes were the first thing she noticed. the 22 lbs came after. the hair growing back came after that. she's spent 17 months trying to explain to other researchers why a single morning ritual touches that many systems at once.

she made enough for forty thousand women so far. now she's offering it to you.

why your face holds it

it's not fat. it's cortisol.

cortisol — the stress hormone — drives fluid retention in the soft tissue under your skin. it also breaks down subdermal collagen, which softens your jawline.

diet doesn't touch it. cardio doesn't touch it. gua sha doesn't touch it. this is why you can lose weight everywhere except your face.

why nothing else worked

you've been treating the wrong mechanism.

water + salt-cutting target sodium retention. your face is holding cortisol retention. different mechanism, different fix.

filler hides the symptom. botox freezes the muscle. neither addresses why your face is holding fluid in the first place — they just mask it for 3-6 months until you pay again.

what's actually in it

five things you can stop buying.

  • verisol® collagen peptides replaces collagen powder · rebuilds subdermal structure
  • glucomannan replaces weight-loss tea/pill · slows glucose absorption
  • adaptogen complex replaces ashwagandha/cortisol pills · regulates the stress response
  • trace mineral blend replaces hair-skin-nails vitamin · fills the deficiencies that compound
  • pineapple bromelain + 11-herb base replaces detox/debloat capsules · the anti-inflammation layer
  • ✕weight-loss tea or pill$45/mo
  • ✕collagen powder$40/mo
  • ✕hair-skin-nails vitamin$30/mo
  • ✕cortisol / ashwagandha pill$35/mo
  • ✕detox / debloat capsule$35/mo
what you spend now$185/mo
one pouch of klavv$34.99
what you save$150 / mo
what 14 days actually looks like

first face changes under 7 days.

maya lost 22 lbs in 28 days — but she'd already stopped recognizing her old face by day 7.

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klavv ageless burn+ pineapple · caffeine-free · 30 servings · 180g
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see results within 30 days — or your money backno questions · empty pouch returns ok
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one pouch · 30 servings · pineapple flavor1 month of the daily ritual
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replaces 5+ supplementscollagen + glucomannan + adaptogen + minerals + bromelain
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your cortisol reset pdfsent instantly · $29 value
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women on the ritual right now

"lost 18 lbs in 24 days — but the face change is what made my husband ask what i was doing."

— rachel m. · 41 · texas

"i cancelled my collagen, biotin, detox tea, and cortisol pills. klavv replaced all four. saved $140/mo on day one."

— brielle k. · 38 · florida

"day 7 my jawline came back. day 14 i went down a pant size. i'm not exaggerating."

— marisol p. · 44 · california
what if it doesn't work for me?

30-day money-back guarantee. no questions asked. return the pouch even if it's empty.

how long until i see face changes?

maya saw the first changes under 7 days. the full 14-day flush is when most women report cheekbone definition coming back. body weight changes start around day 5-10.

does it really replace 5 supplements?

verisol® collagen peptides (replaces collagen powder), glucomannan (replaces weight-loss pill/tea), an adaptogen complex (replaces ashwagandha/cortisol pills), trace minerals (replaces hair-skin-nails vitamin), and pineapple bromelain + 11-herb base (replaces detox capsules). most women cancel 2-4 monthly subscriptions in their first week.

why is the pineapple specifically?

bromelain — the enzyme in pineapple — is the anti-inflammatory layer. it's also why the ritual tastes like something you'd actually want to drink every morning, not a chalky supplement.

by maya rossi, phd · harvard-trained metabolic researcher

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